Pisces Daily Horoscope

Greetings, Mystical Pisces!

As the winter solstice approaches, the ethereal energies of Neptune align with your celestial path. This month, you'll find yourself swimming in a sea of intuition and creativity.

Matters of the Heart

Venus whispers secrets of love into the cosmic winds. Listen closely, for a soulmate may be hiding in plain sight, disguised as a barista or a bookstore clerk.

Career and Prosperity

Mercury's retrograde ends, clearing the fog from your professional vision. A golden opportunity will present itself, possibly involving underwater basket weaving or professional cloud watching.

Absurd Advice

Beware of purple squirrels offering stock tips. Their financial advice is questionable, but their fashion sense is impeccable.

Lucky Charms

Item: A rusty thimble
Number: 42 (the answer to everything)
Color: Invisible

May the stars guide you, and may you never mistake a black hole for a donut. Cosmically yours,

The Celestial Jester