Taurus Monthly Horoscope ♉

Taurus Monthly Horoscope: August 2025

Hello, steadfast Taurus born on May 18, 1990!

The Month Ahead

August promises to be a month of unexpected twists and turns, much like a roller coaster designed by a sleep-deprived engineer. Buckle up!

Love & Relationships

Venus whispers sweet nothings in your ear, suggesting it's time to spice up your love life. Consider learning the tango or mastering the art of pancake flipping – both equally impressive to potential suitors.

Career & Money

Your career trajectory resembles a determined sloth climbing a greased pole. Slow progress is still progress! Keep your eyes on the prize, even if it's just the vending machine at work.

Wild Card Prediction

Beware of talking plants this month. They might try to convince you to quit your job and start a band.

Lucky Charms

🍀 Lucky item: A slightly damp sock
🔢 Lucky number: π (yes, all of it)
🎨 Lucky color: Invisible ink

May your month be as delightful as finding an onion ring in your fries!