Aquarius Monthly Horoscope ♒

Aquarius Monthly Horoscope: December 2024

Hello, dear Aquarius born on January 23, 1990!

The Month Ahead

December promises to be a month of unexpected twists and turns, much like a roller coaster designed by a caffeinated squirrel. Buckle up!

Love & Relationships

Venus is doing the cha-cha in your seventh house, suggesting it's time to spice up your love life. Consider learning a new dance or, at the very least, perfecting your moonwalk.

Career & Money

Your career is set to soar higher than a kite in a hurricane. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities disguised as paperclips – they're sneaky like that.

Wild Card Prediction

You'll develop an uncanny ability to communicate with houseplants. Use this power wisely, and don't let it go to your head.

Lucky Charms

🍀 Lucky item: A mismatched sock
🔢 Lucky number: 42
🎨 Lucky color: Neon chartreuse

May the stars align in your favor, and may you never run out of witty comebacks!