Sagittarius Monthly Horoscope ♐

Sagittarius Monthly Horoscope: December 2024

Hello, adventurous Sagittarius!

The Month Ahead

December promises to be a month of unexpected twists and turns, much like a roller coaster designed by a caffeinated squirrel. Buckle up!

Love & Relationships

Venus is doing the cha-cha in your seventh house, suggesting it's time to spice up your love life. Consider learning a new dance or, at the very least, perfecting your moonwalk.

Career & Money

Jupiter's alignment with your career sector indicates potential for growth. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities, but maybe not too peeled – we don't want you looking like an overly caffeinated owl at work.

Wild Card Prediction

You'll develop an uncanny ability to predict the exact moment microwave popcorn will burn. Use this power wisely.

Lucky Charms

🍀 Lucky item: A slightly bent paperclip
🔢 Lucky number: 42
🎨 Lucky color: Neon chartreuse

May your arrows fly straight and your coffee always be hot (but not too hot)!